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Old Oct 07, 2005, 05:17 AM // 05:17   #1
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Yes, another forum game!

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Say what you would have and what you would do if you had it! Sing whatever number of verses you want about it!

example: If I had a bell, I'de ring it in the morning. I'de ring it in the evening, all over this land. I'de ring out danger: I'de ring out a warning. I'de ring about the love between my brothers and my sisters all over this land.

No generic hammers, songs or bells, thanks.

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I'll start

If I could scream, I'de scream in the morning. I'de scream all over this land. I'de scream out random giberish all over this land! I'de scream about the love between my brothers and my sisters all over this land! I'de scream out Justice! It's the scream of terror, yeah!

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Old Oct 07, 2005, 05:22 AM // 05:22   #2
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If i had a gun i would have ended myself a long time ago, too bad im in canada and all we have are muskets and ww2 planes, this is not much of a song, but im trying not to make it too long ( yup a rhyme).. and its going to be a long, long time, im a rocket man.. ya could not help myself...

ya its a little on the "not happy" but im not here to tell storys about butterflies...
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Old Oct 07, 2005, 07:14 AM // 07:14   #3
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i wish i had a noob to pwn, so i could say, i pwn u noob, la de da de da de da de la la la, i will always pwn you noob, cuz ur a dood, who cant play, YAY!
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Old Oct 07, 2005, 07:18 AM // 07:18   #4
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if i had a nickel for every post ive posted, i would be bloody rich by now
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Old Oct 07, 2005, 07:20 AM // 07:20   #5
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if i had a penny for every post i will post, i will be a host, and would like to toast, to my newfound richness
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Old Oct 07, 2005, 07:28 AM // 07:28   #6
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if i had a railgun, i would have some fun, with a nun
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Old Oct 07, 2005, 07:38 AM // 07:38   #7
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if i had his nun, the dirty deed would be done, and it will be fun :P
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Old Oct 07, 2005, 07:50 AM // 07:50   #8
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if i had his sense of humor, i would develop a tumor
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Old Oct 07, 2005, 11:36 AM // 11:36   #9
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if i had an internet problem i wouldnt be here now
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Old Oct 07, 2005, 11:40 AM // 11:40   #10
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if i had a cat, i would not pay attention to purrfect
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Old Oct 07, 2005, 11:43 AM // 11:43   #11
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if i had another spam buddy, i wouldnt mind getting more
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Old Oct 07, 2005, 11:44 AM // 11:44   #12
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if i had a melon for brains, i wouldnt know you didnt mean that
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Old Oct 07, 2005, 01:14 PM // 13:14   #13
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If I had a dollar for every meaningful post from purrfect and naprius I'd have 0 dollars
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Old Oct 07, 2005, 01:21 PM // 13:21   #14
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i had a day off today , doom would be roadkill by now
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Old Oct 07, 2005, 01:26 PM // 13:26   #15
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If I had a.... oh screw it. Naprius sucks!!!

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Old Oct 07, 2005, 01:43 PM // 13:43   #16
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at least you make your point
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Old Oct 07, 2005, 01:51 PM // 13:51   #17
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and i win the award for the least creative post ever.
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Old Oct 07, 2005, 01:55 PM // 13:55   #18
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if i hadnt seen this thread, i wouldnt know that dooom isnt creative at all
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Old Oct 07, 2005, 02:05 PM // 14:05   #19
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If i had a clever retort I would use it.
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Old Oct 07, 2005, 02:09 PM // 14:09   #20
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If I had to pass gas, i would do it in your general direction! LOL
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